User Profile

I'm a Power-Crazed Adrenaline-Fuelled Nitrous-Snorting Tyre-Smoking Wheelie-Popping Petrol-Guzzling SpeedFreak. I like things with engines and 2 wheels [or 4 if it's RWD, or a Land Rover]. I like sex and drugs and rock n' roll. If you're female, chances are I like you. I like decent beer, so don't buy me a pint of lager. I like sleeping. I like coffee. I like tea. I like being a messy slob. I like having most of my 125 in my room so I trip over it. I like loud rock music. Played louder. I like looking different. I like the smell of Gunk. And oil. And petrol. And grease. I like making lots of noise and looking 'ard in the process, like wielding a fucking great grinder cutting shit up.

I don't like chavs. Or popular music. I don't smoke. I don't get drunk to have fun. I don't get drunk. I work nights, so I do not want to come out this Tuesday night to get shitfaced and wake up with a hangover the size of Russia. I am not gay. I am not bi. I am not a cunt. Most of the time. I don't like work. I don't like cleanfreaks. I will break your soul and turn you into a slob! >=[ I don't like rude bois or their cars. Especially not their cars. I don't go 'kruizin' round town to look cool [not that I can as my Landy needs a new chassis before she goes anywhere again]. I do not play WoW. I don't 'do' RPG's. I DO NOT LIKE JAMES BLUNT!!!! AT ALL!!!!

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